I'm not the handiest man in the world, nor do I know a whole lot about lumber. So my jaw is still on the floor when my supervisor today told me that a 2x4 is not really 2x4 inches, it's actually 1.5x3.5 inches.

Bro, when I say like five of the people here working on this project came up to me after hearing this, they were like, I don't know if I believe this guy, we all looked it up. That is absolutely nuts.