Okay, Dad, can I borrow, uh, can I borrow a thousand dollars? I promise to pay you back, Dad. Okay, if you pay me a thousand dollars, um, yeah, I will do anything and I will, you know, so, how about it, Dad? Can you lend me that money? Please, please, pretty please, can you lend me that money? Please, I'm desperate, Dad. I want the money, and also I want to borrow your car, okay?

if you're my real dad then I need like child support like support me you shouldn't get me a car I need a car I don't have one I mean I don't have one yet I need a car and buy me a car please

You're my real dad, really? Because the last time I checked, my real dad, you know, he sunk his boat like the Titanic. And, you know, he kind of, like, didn't make it. So I don't know how you could be my real dad, you know what I mean?

Nuh-uh.