Um, hmm, that's a blue crab you have in your hands. Bruce is dead and cooked, just so you know. He was blue until he was cooked. You're walking around with a pet you killed, and you're walking around. I could eat him. He looked good to eat, but I'm from Louisiana. That's what we do with crabs. We eat them. And that's a blue crab, and it was blue before you cooked it.

I'm sorry, bro, but you're talking way entirely too fast for me to even hear what you're saying

Mr. Squidward!