So, I got my girl pregnant, and I don't know what to say to her whole family, and even to my family. Give me the best excuse to this, please.

Well bro, you scared and maddened up. You ain't gonna be a good fighter figure. I mean, that's it. Facts win.

Uh, um, uh, sir, uh, President Biden, um, I-I don't think your plumbing's worked for a while. Uh, no offense, but, yeah, yeah, no. No, no.

Are you dating a family? Are you dating your family? Here's the deal. Be honest with you. Unless you living with them and they paying your bills, just tell them. What can they do? If they get mad, they get mad. If they get sad, they get sad. Oh well. Big freaky whoopty whoop. It's life. Get over it.

You don't need an excuse. What you need is a, not a promise you are gonna break, but a commitment, right? You need a statement that says you are going to commit to doing the best you can for this so that everybody can relax.