honestly it was me yes it was me Joe Biden I just ate some really bad salad today so I'm really sorry I'm gonna try to cover it up next time

No, no, it's me Spongebob, I farted, I really did, because what I did was all those Krabby Patties, I cooked those Krabby Patties all day, and I couldn't resist eating all of them, and then my stomach got all funny and insane, I farted the biggest fart in the world, and oh my goodness, I think I may have pooped myself, oh no, can somebody help me for the love of, for the love of everybody, please help me, I think

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