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Hell no, oh my god, the person who eats this and has gas afterwards is probably like, it's like calling upon the Grim Reaper. Their fart probably smells like death.
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Okay, so I need you to understand a regular egg fart is, like, diabolical. Could you imagine an aged, an aged, chemically crossed-over egg? Hello? No. Mm-mm. Your ass gon' fall out. I'm for sure. You know, maybe not. Let me go back. Let me look at it again.
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you know Tammy I I don't have nothing to say because you just you just said it like imagine imagine the fart and who knows what are they injected into the egg and I mean mm-hmm yeah you said it ain't gonna say nothing else okay bye
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Oh child, please. The Lord has created amazing food and all types of nutrition and all malnutrition. Fruits and veg and nuts and vitamins and water and minerals. Like what the f... is this? It's a no from me. I pass. I got OCD.
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Like, I got OCD. Like, like, like. Before I eat, I gots to praise, you know. I gotta praise the Lord and tell Him whatever I'm about to eat, you know, make it be healthy for me. I'm gagging in my mouth. No, I pass. I'd rather have a pickled onion. Yeah, pickled onion. But that shit, mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Couldn't be me. No way, Jose. No. No, thank you.
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I mean, you meant to tell me that people eat this back in China, like... Please, Lord, help us. I just feel a pandemic coming. I can't do this. I'm sick for this. I can't. No.
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But I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't come back to your posts, like, really, like, come on now, wake up, we in 2023, okay, we wanna go forward and not back, come on now, help me Lord, hey now, hey now, stop.
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Hey nosy listeners, I don't even know how to advertise this, shhh, I can't call it shit it's God's food, like the fuck, like, like, like for real for real, like hello to the panel and hello, nosy listeners what's up for this, what's up for this?
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You know, she kind of made it look good. You know, put a little bit of salt and lemon on it. Yeah, I might try it.
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Now parenthood say I tried some things I tried some things and she didn't make it look good but she does that with all the weird ass shit that she eats right she makes everything look amazing um but I don't know if I'm brave enough to try this shit
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I will not have green eggs and duck blood in my house. Not with a mouse. Not in a blouse. So help me be Tam. I will not have green eggs and duck blood.
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I will not have green eggs and duck blood. I will not. No, I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I'm brave enough to try it. And I really do like trying new foods. I like exploring new things. But it was something about the way that the egg aged. Egg and aged. Egg. I don't know. I need my shit fresh and not spoiled and aged and egged and stuff. Uh, yeah. Bye.
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There's no way. I would eat that shit.
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Oh come on TT, you want to give it a try? Aged egg that they fermented. I don't know if I could. I mean I might, I be trying shit. I mean first I might try kimchi, cause you know that's spoiled as well, it's aged. I was impressed, so we might be impressed. No? Okay, nevermind.
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What's her name? Yeah, take her off the lunch potluck. Yeah, I don't want to get nobody sick. Facts, man.
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