That's one of the reasons why I'm cheating, and I have done it before. But anyways, I would literally cheat on you if you don't buy me any food anyway. That's just unattractive. I'm honestly gonna cheat on you, and... The reason why I cheated on my boyfriend was because he stubbed my toe, and I don't actually have a toe, so I stubbed his friend's. And I don't regret it.