Dude, you're gorgeous, you're so- like, you look so natural, you have a really good taste in clothing, and I love your makeup, and I love your hair, well, your braids at least. If any guy would want a dark-skinned woman, it should be you, or... You know the really, really dark Nigerian women? They're so beautiful, the one with the really pure skin- OH MY GOODNESS, AHH!