It's very interesting. I wouldn't say that I don't believe your story. Reason why is because one time when me and my significant other were arguing, he literally told me he was going to freeze-dry my cat. I'm still hurt about it to this day. I never heard anybody ever say anything like that to me and that's when I knew he was absolutely utterly out of his mind when he threatened to freeze-dry my cat.

I don't know what you mean by cat, your actual cat, or the cat, cat, cat. I like, I would want to do it too, you know, I would want to slobber all over it, I want to make you wet, wet, wet, wet.

Run!

Eat the cat first. It's a power move. It works. You will come out on top in this situation.