Of course we should have all seen this coming. You were the first person I've seen on this app so of course your time had to have come. You look like an off-brand Eric Andre. Your slimy ass mustache look like he was about to walk off your face. You were banned in all the zoos because you turn the monkeys into curious George when they saw that hairline.
But I ain't done with you yet, boy. Yo ass looks like you trying to sell me park place and monopoly. Yo haircut looks like a bush that just sprouted out. You got fuckin' birds and shit livin' in that bitch. Yo eyebrows look like two baboons arguing about who stole whose banana. Oh my god, boy.
OK do you know who like those anime guys go like oh cuckoo how dare you do that in the big old series with the serious ass music but you somehow managed to make it so funny I just wanted to do something like that