The city is mine to destroy, you thick, sexy spider-woman. You think some ass will stop me? I don't give a fuck. HAAA! Yeah, that's right, I just fuckin' killed that orphanage. Bitch-ass *****, fuck you gon' do about it, pussy.

Excuse me ma'am, Halloween is not until the 31st.

Girl, you are so pretty. Stop.

It's a little too early to be dressing like this now.

My opinion is you cute, thick, scrummy-oncious, and you pretty, hot, and thick, big titties is making me hot. And I need your number baby girl.

Shit, bro, I don't even think Superman can take me out that shit, bro. I don't even think Batman could, like, he gon' get caught in the crossfire, bro. Like, bro, I don't think, shit, I'm, you know, I'm finna shoot my webshooter, if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

I'll be slidin' over there, like... SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Damn, I thought it was supposed to be Spider-Woman, not man, but what's up?

Michelle, your name is Michelle. What are you? Are you? Are you a Latino? See, you know, the stereotype about white men and Latinos. You've got me. I got like nearly 300 days of Duolingo. All right. I'm flexing on these hoes. All right. I'm educating myself. I'm preparing myself for some of the Latino cuckoos, you know what I mean?