Uh, again I agree with this, and also, do you have any cookies?

Yes, I would also like a cookie, please. Thank you

Yes, I have Koki. I have Koki.

Yes, I have cookie. Here, cookie.

You are a lying liar!

Well if we bring out statistics in a study here, men actually do lie more around more women to impress them. But even without women, men were actually more effective in lie detector tests than women were because even if they told the lie, they would still pass it with the truth. Women on the other hand would tell the lie and get found out. So in other words, men lie way more but are just better at covering it and women lie way less and are just ass in line.

Okay, go ahead and believe that and yeah that's all true but at the same time women can cover up secrets and shit just like fucking men can. Alright, we hide the fact that we're cheating on y'all all the fucking time, you just have no fucking idea. Like, seriously, watch your shit.