A couple years ago, my mom caught me fucking my vacuum.

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Well, that sucks.

Wow, that must have been a blowout.

So there's this one time I went to the zoo right and basically the peccarylla was looking at me funny and so he was just like bending over and like, you know, you know the zoo little like cage thing that they have but Basically, he was bending over and I don't know. He was just like putting his fingers in his ass. It was kind of a I don't know. It kind of turned me on

My, my, my. It's peak for you, isn't it? Peak time, son.

This is fucked up.

Would y'all like a story time?

***** whaaat? ***** whaaat? ***** wha- *****! *****! *****! What the fuck?