I want to be Papa Smurf. I want to buy those, you know, big red boots, right? And then get a red hat, some red pants, and then spray-paint my body blue, and then somehow make some a white beard out of cotton or something. That'd be fucking hilarious and awesome. Papa Smurf in this biatch. Let's go.

Probably going to be Wayne Brady, a successful black man with no game effects on anything.

I'm gonna be myself, you know. Halloween is just another day, you know. It's just another money-making thing for the government, you know. Some people like it, some people don't, but it's just one of them. It is what it is. I just can't believe it's nearly Halloween.

I'm going to be a rich dad.

I'm thinking about being Weird Ken.