What kind of cake is she talking about? I mean, it sounded like a salmon cake to me. Now, granted, we know those things don't exist. There are crab cakes, not salmon cakes. I don't know. Do they make salmon cakes? I'm not aware. Anyway, as the man tried, he put his best foot forward. That's what she asked for. That's what she got. It's weird, but he loves her anyways.