Tequila or vodka?

I choose life.

I hate tequila so I guess I have to go with vodka I really like vodka either but tequila is just the worst burn it gets you drunk like it's a better drunk but it's just the burner that makes you wanna kill myself

It all depends on the mood. If I'm drinking to party, it's gonna be tequila. If I'm drinking to forget, it's vodka.

Okay now hear me out water

I can't because once you add a tequila, I'm already calling my eggs.

I probably have to go with Sunny D, Diet Dr Pepper, Diet Pepsi, what's it called, LeCroy.

I am I think I'm a go with a tequila I guess

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It's hard but I prefer tequila. My favorite cocktail has tequila.