so I'm fucking going through Walmart and I'm like in the can-get aisles I'm like looking for this specific type of soup I need for this dish so this older man fucking rams me like rams me hella hard with the fucking shopping cart so he keeps walking and then so I walk up to him I'm like hey you just bumped me this man looks me in the eyes and he says I don't give a fuck so then I took the notion that oh you must want me to throw this fucking soda in your face so I threw my 44 ounce fucking soda in his face and I said well bitch I don't give a fuck if that was an accident either how about them apples and then I get kicked out of Walmart now I can't go to Walmart anymore isn't that fucking crazy this motherfucker ramps me with his cart he comes to Walmart something like fucking 10 pounds of bounce that ass and I get kicked out cuz I threw a little drink oh no I don't think I'm in the wrong

Sounds like a win-win to me. You got your payback and you don't have to go to Walmart anymore.

See, I did, but they didn't give a fuck. They wanted us both out of the store for making a commotion. The manager looked like they were already having a hard shift. But honestly, when I threw the drink in his face, he was like, you just threw a drink in my face, and I was like, I don't give a fuck. He was so mad, it was so funny.

the way he wouldn't see another day in his life ever again bro you did what you're supposed to do you were not in the wrong i just don't understand why he never got kicked out and you got kicked out instead because you were defending yourself he did it just because and if it was an accident i don't like bro the attitude i'm not dealing with it so yeah you were not in the wrong

Uh-huh-huh. If he rammed you, ram his wife!

Yeah, just go to Target. That, or Sam's Club. Still kind of Walmart, but just a little bit different. That, Costco.