Recently someone reminded me of the idea of a taco Wednesday and I said listen taco Tuesday not taco Wednesday but she didn't have a job and she thought it was Tuesday and then she made up for it by saying Wednesday whatever. That's one taco I'm not going to eat. I'm not going to eat a taco Wednesday. Right? That'll ruin Mexican-American relations. It's bad for the economy folks.

Earnestly, from the bottom of my heart, vote for who you think is actually representing your thoughts. Your actual thoughts. Not what you want to hear, but who you are. Because you're a fucking piece of shit just like me. Anyway, the doctors are telling me I've got to go, they're going to remove my frontal cortex so I can, whatever. I'll run again next year folks, bye.

You know, it's not good for the economy if every day is Taco Tuesday. Anyway, even if I, maybe on a Tuesday I'd eat that taco, but that's just because I'm wasted on margaritas and cheap tequila, and I'm told that she's of age and she wants me to. Do you get it, folks? Come on. Taco Wednesday, we might as well start the purge again, folks. It's like my dad used to always tell me, he'd say.

He'd say to me he'd say listen Joey a Lot of people out there. They want it now They want instant gratification But there's a reason we built it into the system into the week to have tacos on Tuesday Now if you want to eat a taco on Wednesday Move to Mexico shit move to California. That's fine But it's a very very

very slippery slope once you start overdoing it you know what I mean so one turns into two three days a week shit five days a week is Taco Tuesday now where's that leave for you know the things we grew up on what's it leave for hamburgers and fried chicken huh what's it leave for pancakes what

They're already tightening the belt on us these days. Pancakes? I don't even know who Mrs. Buttersworth is, because if I were to know who she was, I would have to know who Oprah was. And listen, folks, there's a reason she's off the air these days. So Taco Tuesdays is ultimately how we keep it in check so people don't get sick of it. Do you get it? Does everyone understand what I'm saying?

And I'm not saying this coming from a perspective of like this is what I think not true. Come on, man Give me a break Listen, i'm coming from a perspective of the data the research of what i've looked at over representation I mean eventually it's going to lead to a watershed moment that causes hate Right, it divides the nation, right? We assimilate Into one, right?

But there is such a thing as over-assimilating, right? You lose the reason that we're here. Listen, it reminds me of a thing. When I was a kid, he'd look at me right in the eye. This is my dad I'm talking about. He'd say, Joey, there's more than one way to skin a cat. It wasn't until I was older that I realized he was the BTK killer. I should have come forward sooner.

But he took those catskins and he made a teepee and he taught me how to start a fire and he taught me that sometimes a woman will fall in love with you and they'll want to extract, you know, your gold. They want to use you as a resource. And that's not good either, folks. Listen.

But they should be made aware of it, just like I'm trying to make you aware that there's no such thing as a Taco Wednesday, alright? No, that's not even what I'm trying to say, come on man, you know the deal, huh? You know? So I'm just saying I wouldn't eat Mona Lisa's pussy on a Wednesday ever, maybe after some margaritas, a long way.

That's a long way to take a shitty joke, that's a long way to go to purposely hurt someone's feelings and I admit, I am a vindictive, spiteful, moron, you know? Not a good fella, not a good guy, so I admit it.