My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After two minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence. Oh, that shit is cold!

you've also followed dadjokes on Instagram okay I see how it is I love that I love this I love this poster I love this is great this is some real shit right here it's real funny my my Instagram feed is just memes the good ones the written ones those are the nostalgic ones for me