I'd rather be gay than go to jail, because why would you want to go to jail? Also, I'm gay anyway. Like, I- I love... Well, I'm not really gay, but I- UGH! You know what it's called when you like a woman, but you also like men at the same time? I don't know what that's called, but I- I- I do that! Okay, guys? Okay, guys? Yeah!