Okay, I already know this is going to be such a controversial question, but do you allow your pet or pets, if you have multiple, in your bed? Yes or no? I have known so many people who allow any breed of any animal in their bed, and I know some who only allow certain ones. Or they have a rule where they're allowed in the bed, but not on the furniture, especially when guests are over. Like, everyone's very, very different. I'm just curious to hear your take on this, so please let me know.

Okay, so the answer for this, for me, is very clearly just no. If it's a dog, the dog runs around and rolls around in the grass, he's picking up sticks, mud, whatever, and he's bringing that back. You are not bathing him every night for him to be clean to get into your bed. And then on top of that, if it's just a back garden, even if you let him out, they will roll in the grass there where they usually piss and shit, right? The rain doesn't always wash that out, so he's tracking that back into the house. Meanwhile...

I would happily let my rabbit sleep in my bed with me, but rabbits are mischievous and they eat things, so he has to be in his own space. My dog? Fuck no. Once, I let her sleep in my bed and I found a weird stain and yep, that was it. I still don't know what it was to this day, but it was suspiciously brown.

No. No animals in the bed. No. It has a bowl, a cage, a kennel, a box, or something that it's supposed to be in. And it's not my bed. No. No.