Alright everybody I want to know who your Marvel crush is and why. Who are you into? It could be the fictional character, could be the actor, I don't care. Just tell me which person you're into from the Marvel Universe and why. I'm a boring hetero. It's just gonna go with the... I don't know. I've been a big fan of Evangeline Lilly so maybe the Wasp? Sure, I don't know.

Yeah, it has to be him. It has to be Captain America. Either that or, um, Bucky. I know, I'm not calling them by their real names because, well, we're talking about the actual Marvel characters, not the actors. Captain America and the Winter Soldier are the hottest ****** in that series. I'm a guy, no homo, and I can tell you for a fact, these ******, they should not be that damn hot.

Dude, honestly, it's gotta be Scarlet Witch, bro. A crush? That's gotta be Scarlet Witch, like, just look at her, bro, I mean, I mean, just look at her, bro, like, she just looks good, she talks good, like, her powers are crazy, like, Elizabeth Olsen, like, bro, I'm telling you, like, Elizabeth Olsen is just, is just, she's fire, bro. She's fire.

For me, it has to be Black Widow. It has to be her because she fights like Lara Croft. Or she fights like the girl from Resident Evil. Yeah, I go for a good solid Black Widow.

Hear me out. I love me some Captain America, but you know Batman and Robin. Y'all know Robin from Batman. When I say that man is fine, Robin is fine. But I would pick Captain America over anything. Cause oof. Ciao. I'm falling in love extra quick.