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Hi Honey Badger, you have chosen to be a pet food taster. Basically, you evaluate the nutritional value of pet food. And yes, that's by tasting it.

Congratulations, Honey Badger. I hope you enjoy your new occupation for next year.

You have actually chosen the best of occupations listed. You will become a full-time singer.

You will leave your full-time job to become famous and popular and everyone will know you. Just don't forget me when you're at the top. Congratulations!

And congratulations Meganann for all your success.

Okay, that is really crazy and ironic because 8 is actually my lucky number and I just had to choose it, but man, that's awesome! I don't know, we'll see if that actually happens or not.

Hi Jamiroh, you have chosen to be a magician. Your job consists of bunny hat tricks, disappearing, birds, and all different types of card games.

I hope you enjoy your new occupation for next year.

Yo, I'm dead Your background sound it said got stabbed in the butt. What the **** are you watching? That shit got me ****ing dying right now.

Hey yo, I didn't even know it said that. I just replayed it. I didn't even know it said that shit. I was getting sushi at this restaurant and I was like the only one in there.

Well thank you, thank you. It's time to go round up all my exes and let them know y'all hoes need to get to work cuz we got a big-*** show coming in 2024.

Hi Marvel Starum, your new job consists of you running away to become a sea captain on sea!

You have chosen to leave your full-time job to be a sea captain in order to search for the truth of mermaids.

as well as you will be making lots of captain friends and eat all the fish that you'd like.

Congratulations on your new job, Marvelstorm. I hope you like it.

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You have chosen to be a chicken sexer. Basically what a chicken sexer is, you are hired by farms to check the gender of the chicken and some other duties as well.

Congratulations Josie! I hope you enjoy your new occupation for next year!

Kill me dreamy. Oh jeez. Oh

Oh when you said shaken sexy I thought I thought of something way different than what you just said

Hi Cadillac! Your new job occupation consists of you running away to become a sea captain traveling on sea.

chose to leave your real job to sail the sea, make friends with other sailmen, and eat ****** ** ****.

Congratulations Cadillac! I hope you enjoy your new occupation for next year!