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Okay, so why do I want to do more than just eat the cookie at this point? What? What is the food porn about y'all be making food like a porno like? Literally, I want to I want to jackhammer the fucking cookie at this point Okay, what you expect shit is hilarious, but it's that cookie look good shit. I ain't gonna lie to you
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I'm screaming at the top of my lungs, laughing at this. What do you want to do with this cookie, ma'am? Nothing? Nothing to see there. I said, ma'am, take that cookie to your house. Don't you eat that cookie in the shop. Don't you eat that cookie in the shop.
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Oh man, what a beautiful poem. I love them all. All I can say was, they lied! They lied! They said it was a crumble cookie! It wasn't a goddamn cookie! It was a muffin! It was a muffin top! And they said it was a cookie, but it was so good. Oh, so good. So good.
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It was good. It was oh so good. Oh my gosh. Shared experiences. Amazing.
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I'm so mad this poem you That they really upset your soul You gotta pull him about it. Did you say it wasn't up with a muffin top? He said I know what a fucking muffin top tastes like this was nothing but a muffin top So I have not tried a crumble cookie yet, and you're not mm-hmm. You're not making me want to try a crumble cookie No, this is I know how to make a muffin top my damn self. I'm sorry This was delicious and disappointing at the same time. That's how I feel I got from the
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Now, you know what got me? It's the fact that we went there for a cookie and then when I grabbed It out the box. I'm like, hold on. This is looking more like a top So I broke it apart. I'm like, oh shit. It's not a damn cookie fucking liars But I looked on the website turns out that it's actually cake Yeah, so we kind of screwed ourselves over with the desire for cookie
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Oh, man, Mspec, I always love your poems, but this one needed more hate. It needed more hate! It's a disappointment, but it was still too sweet. It needed to be like, hate, hate, hate.
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Oh my god, I am so hungry right now. I just want to devour it all. Every time you do this, you do this to me. Why, Inspect? Why? But let's go. That's good stuff. And I love your Pochi. Let's go.
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Aw yeah, Dada! Over here expressing myself and getting everybody hungry while I'm at it. Stay spectacular. I appreciate your feedback.
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Alright, damn, so you got me rethinking crumble. There's one in my town, but I was just like man The fuck you doing with a store that sells nothing but cookies, but okay, okay, maybe I'm uh, yeah, okay All right. I see I see you
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Oh my god! Crumble cookies! You don't even understand. No, they are not muffin tops. They are not cupcake tops. They are cookies. They're thick, soft, sugar cookies with different flavors and different flavors of frosting on top. They are the best, but they are so sweet. Girl, I have to cut mine in fours and eat one fourth at a time, and it usually takes me like a day just to eat one cookie.
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