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Perez Hilton

Every day I am in awe and in love with my kids! I’m sure I make a ton of mistakes, but I work so hard at being the best parent possible and showering them with love, support, discipline and fun!!

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Tÿᑎ ᗯŸᔕKᗴᖇᔕ • 244d

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Tÿᑎ ᗯŸᔕKᗴᖇᔕ• 244d

Yeah brother I wish more people thought like that you know I know that being a parent is one of the hardest and most rewarding things I've ever done and it just the kids just thrive on that love and support and they need it and they need to carry it on and show the love you know throughout their lives that they get from you in the beginning so it's so important and this is an amazing touching moment.

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Dharma Ghost• 244d

I just can't get enough of listening to myself speaking in another voice that I I really wish I had the personality of whoever King is and He should be King really and hey tin whiskers. How are you, man? I Liked your comment. What's this pineapple planet? I'm still not sure But if if you're bored, you can listen to my slew of comments that I left Just moments ago

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Consciousness• 244d

That was shite.

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Dharma Ghost• 244d

I wish more people would have sex with aliens and produce incredible progenies like your son there. Where were you that night when the aliens came by and inseminated your wife? Those are the questions that I would be asking myself if I were thinking that were my kid. But, you know, that's me. And is this pineapple a planet? I'm not sure, but it sounds like you, brother. And, uh, high five.

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Dharma Ghost• 244d

But in all seriousness, who needs disclosure with kids like that on Earth, you know? I mean, it's pretty air apparent that something extra phenomenal is going on in the pineapple planet. Planet? Okay, you guys are all hybrids. I'm sure of it. It takes one to know one. Shit, did I just divulge that?

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Dharma Ghost• 244d

Not that I like transgressing any further than a few times in these comments, but, um... So, how are you? How are the wife and kids? I see that you got a musician on your hands. Good luck with that. And, uh, hey, Pineapple Planet, go!

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Dharma Ghost• 244d

And this, honestly, this will be my final back-channel backstory. So it all began when I was three, and I saw a huge owl, glowing owl on my toy chest, and owls don't really, aren't perfectly round like the moon, and it was this image of an owl, and this silver being next to my bed, and I gave the

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Dharma Ghost• 244d

Darn it, you only get so many seconds to do these things. Try to fit your therapy of a lifetime into one minute. It's not easy. So anyway, I gave the being my hat, and after they left, I started screaming for mom to tell her all the exciting news. I had to give that hat you knit me to my friends. The hat was never seen again.