Halloween is high-key the most superior holiday because peak like keep up keep stay focused see look at my vision if you really think about it the whole vibe of it it's just so good bro it has the same vibe of Christmas but except it's just scary then you go punking patching you go try to pick out the punk you make jack-o'-lanterns you dress up as fucking costumes you wear baggy clothes and this cold it's not the best type of cold to its fall so it's just so fucking good for you y'all not even understand

No, you're right, you're right. I mean, I prefer Thanksgiving, but that just might be because I love food. But, like, Halloween is definitely after Thanksgiving, and then, like, Christmas is low-key not even that good. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Santa, too. He's a bitch-ass.