Well, I lied to that guy, man. It ain't even funny. It just caught me by surprise.

Haha, I'm laughing so hard. I didn't know that a joke can be that bad. This is why you're probably never getting no kids. Your jokes are so bad you can never make a dad joke. Um, to add on, spray. You're never gonna spray on a girl, that's why you're never getting a wife.

This is a bad joke. I'm not even really into bad jokes and this one wasn't that bad.