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Okay, is it me, or is it like, when this motherfucker talks, I can't understand half the shit that comes out of his mouth, 95% of the time?
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Oh, no. It's not you at all. This motherfucker be saying shit out of his motherfucking ass. Like, I be like, what is going on with you? Like, who really decided to vote dude in? I just want to know that.
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Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, check it out, bro. You are 150% correct, bro. This dude is like, I'm Joe Biden. I sniff hairs and shit on myself.
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We all know that in the general public, this man really got rigged in there, like, I hope that we understand that, like, as humans, as an American society, we know that this man was a glitch in the system that just happened to spawn in the government of America. I really hope that we know this.
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Of course, I want everybody to know this because I'm on a regular, changing my ass all the time, shit on myself. And I wake up in the middle of interviews that I fell asleep in. But I'll tell you what, buddy, I am a glitch. I'm a glitch bitch. And I'm your president, bitch. I am Joe Biden.
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I think this is hilarious. I don't know what's going on with Biden, you know, it's I guess it's age or he needs to just slow down a little bit, just slow down and then we can understand him. Who knows? But you know public speaking is difficult. Sometimes you get nervous and you say words you don't mean and you know you said them wrong but you just keep on going. But I guess not when you're the president.
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It's absolutely hilarious. Somebody needs to guide Uncle Joe to the nursing home nearest facility, because he need to take a nap.
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I hate to stop you right there on your difficult speech, but there's no president in the whole United States of America, as long as I've been alive or any of my other people have been alive, to ever known a president to be like, No, I ain't never heard a president talk out of his head other than Joe Biden. And I'll tell you, he's stupid as hell.
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What the hell did he say? I don't know why y'all here talking about me. Why are y'all here talking about me like that? Y'all know damn well I got everything in the mistletoe.
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Yes, I agree. We have to make sure we strategize for the
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Well, what did uncle bar to say Cheesecake
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You know what's more hilarious is dude literally talks like this just check out his press conferences and stuff He does he talks like this all the fucking time
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Did somebody say cheesecake and strawberry cookies? I'm hungry and I need some food. I'm on the side of Highway 120 through 5594. It's heading straight to hell. Can I get a icy to go? Thank you.
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I don't know why y'all here talkin' about me. Why are y'all here talkin' about me like that? Y'all know damn well I got everything in the mistletoe to relax and fall asleep ready for this. What were we talkin' about again? Oh, I shit on myself. To the people of America, I do not have sexual relations with a dookie box.
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I love you, you love me too, but, love, let's break up.
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You must shall have three wishes to shut the breakup down. You have to stay together, said the Emoji Man, because if you don't, then Senecas will give you a lot of ho-ho-holes, biatch!
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And this time I lead into a dumbass offensive intervention. Yo, bro, check it out. I may be your president today. I don't know why y'all here talking about me.
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I know why this right here, buddy
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Tacto, three in a row, I seen them motherfuckin' throwin' bows like Luda, yo. Luda, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
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