yo i just downloaded this app and decided to share a story earlier today i made a burger right i was at work i'm working fast food so this burger was so good i had to show it to my best friend you want to know what this ***** decides to do he comes over to my burger that's just sitting there and he grips it he just puts his hand on the burger and fucking grabs it and squeezes it we started tussling right there our manager had to break us up

What was the meaning behind this whole entire story?