OK I have a question why do they call it comfort food when it just makes your clothes fit uncomfortable like bitch this cornbread making me thick as hell this rice and beans is making this booty a little too far you feel me like I don't understand the logic behind comfort food because it makes all your clothes fit too tight like my button is about to pop off these jeans bing bing bing bing bing bing from like three tacos it's ridiculous I don't understand the science behind calling things or saying things are the opposite of what they are is it just me am I just fat do I just eat too much let me now I'm I'm I'm trying to figure out the mathematics in the science behind comfort food

Probably because comfort food makes you feel good so you don't wanna throw it like what do you want what do people want when they wanna throw themselves off a building like do they want some celery or spinach know they want some chicken pot pie