If I would have to rate you, I'll put you in the goddamn number one. You are ugly as fuck, bro.

Yeah, I just woke up and farted so loud, I just heard the windows vibrate and it turns out I actually shit my pants so I had to go downstairs and sort myself out.

Oh my gosh, you're so pretty and your skin is so clear and I love your lashes.

Oh hell nah, you guys down bad as fuck.

Oh my goodness, bro. Oh my goodness. What the fuck?

President Biden speaking. Come fuck with a real ***** like me. Ha! You know I'm like that, man. Stop playing. You know I'll get you right under them sheets with the pickle and stoople dudes. Get me out. Rip me out the plastic bag. I'll be adding brand new.

Rip me out the plastic bag. I'll be adding brand-new This is President Biden speaking come fuck with a real ***** like me cuz I'm doing everything right, but I'm supposed to be ha You know, I'm like that don't even get 10 out 10, baby

Please tell me your secrets, like how do you get that pretty?

bro your forehead is so shiny arrow can sing off that shit