Hysteria, are you mad at me? Come on, bud. Chill out, man. Come on, we're just joking. Come on, can't you take a bloody joke, mate? Chill out.

What? What? I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. What? So yes.

Stereo, hey, hey bud, um, just got done hanging out on your app. I am so upset. Have you seen, have you seen what's happened? Come on, look around, buddy. There's little girls in here posing with their, in their bra. What happened to you, man? You have, you had the solution, you had the solution, but instead you whipped around everything to perpetuate the problem. I want you to really think about that. God. God.

My cabinet has prepared a four-part initiative that will solve all the issues and make you happy to look in the mirror and say, I'm not TikTok. I'm not Snapchat. I am stereo. And I've changed my logo back to the one that everybody loves. So Emily can proudly display it instead of hiding it in her app library. And that little, hey, that scares the crust out of her every time she opens it. That will be gone as well. Or at least put in as an option.

Zotero, you look ravishing. Have you lost weight? Remind me to tell you how beautiful you are, because I got a little triggered when I saw how sleazy, I felt sleazy on your app. Anyway, I know that you can be the life-saving platform that you originally were, without the gimmicks, without all of it. And I'm here for you and my team and staff are ready to take you to the top.