How's it doing, partners? Today, I've got another story for you that actually happened in my real life. So I went to school and I had a pyramid teacher dog, man. She was so hot and I really couldn't resist. So you know what I decided to do? I decided to take my **** and shove it right up her ass. Now, usually that's not something that you normally do, but that's my hobby. I like doing stuff with my 8-inch ****. That's what I'm going to be talking to and talking about for the rest of my life. Yeah, so anyways, um and she kind of liked it, but after she called the police and I was put in jail and now if you want to know what happened while I'm in jail, like this vid and I'll tell you in the next video. What's cooking, good looking? That's what my friend said before I come. All right, that's another story, but anyways, hey guys, my name is StayHydrated and I'll be telling you a funny story about how I went to jail and what happened while I was in jail. So what happened was I had two cellmates and one girl. Now, I usually don't put girls with boys, but while I was sleeping, I heard moaning, groaning, and I looked down and they were having an orgy. Now, I was really confused about why they were having an orgy and I was like, what the effing fucks are you doing guys? And they were like, we're having an orgy. You want to join? And I was like, hell nah. And then I left and I left the cell and I broke out of jail and I