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What's going on Stereo? This is TBS aka Tobias Bernard Samuels. That's right. Yeah, I said it. What would you do? If your electronic device roasted you like this, how would you respond? How would you handle it? Let us know in the comments. What up, dog? What up, dog?
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I love this post so much. I think I want to continue asking Civic questions so that she can keep on roasting me. This is so good.
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But Siri wouldn't dare roast you like that.
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Heheheheheheh, oh my gosh.
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Hey, shout out for using electronics the right way. Appreciate you responding to the post. Shout out to Pound Duce.
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Hey listen, I gotta tell you right now, I'm throwing that phone out to get another one. Um, if it's an Alexa or Echo device at the house, uh, that one's getting unplugged, huh, huh, you gonna get returned to the store. Shit. Don't pay for things to be disrespectful to me. Hell nah!
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Okay, okay, got it.
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No, I would throw my whole phone away and we'd be Android. Cause there ain't no way Siri's gonna roast me like this. There ain't no freaking way Siri is gonna see him roast me like this. Throw the whole phone away and we just have to, we just, we just... Alexa, can Alexa be kinder than this? Cause, the fuck, Siri? There's no, mm-mm, throw the whole phone away.
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A. No, my electronic device says, Good morning, Pandulce. How are you today, beautiful? How can I serve you? And I say, Well, let's see, I'm having a rough day. What can I do? Get get help me jumpstart my day. OK, Pandulce, why don't you make yourself a cup of coffee and then chill for 30 minutes before you start your day? OK, I'll do that. What's next? Do you think you chilled enough? I don't know. Well, then why don't you?
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AKA I don't know who the fuck you are, but love the pause my man
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Post. I mean post.
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I feel sorry for him, that little cartoon character.
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See, when we was younger, there was real bullies. There ain't no more real bullies. You know, we got to get some character into these kids, man. So Siri got to roast them. It's got to happen.
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I'm so disrespectful.
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Hey Fidox, and guess what type of phone this was? Just guess. Apple, that's right, Apple. You know what? If you had an Android, you wouldn't have this issue. He wouldn't have this issue, he wouldn't be over there feeling sad and blue. So if you don't want your phone all up in your business, you don't want your phone roasting you, you don't want your phone telling you what you can and cannot download, gotta get an Android. That's right, get over to Android. Get your freedom back. Get it.
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Hey Suri, can you help me get my job to stay here for more than a year? Pray for me. Let evil be pushed away from me
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Hey, thanks so much for responding to the post. Hopefully your job does stay here. Uh, hopefully Siri answers your prayers.
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That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about, Tammy. I wish, I wish my phone would. I wish my phone would. Shout out to Android.
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