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Oh, I got one the best joke. Okay, the best joke is these cats on social media who are like not funny at all like I Mean somebody may think it's even me but like bro It's just these people who really think they're funny and say the dumbest things. They're the biggest jokes. Yeah, probably them and the trolls, too And the people who just you know, say hurtful things to each other for no reason. Yeah, those are the biggest jokes It's the best joke right there

The best joke... The best joke requires the best timing. Those are the only good ones. You can't sit around and say a funny joke without having good timing. But I do like a little bit of dark humor. What is... a cancer child? It's a late abortion, that's what it is.

Big black men with big furry Make me cool

I have a friend who's colorblind, and he always says that apples are yellow. I always look back at him and I say, that's bananas.

Not much, who's there? Your dad. Your dad's home. Yeah mom, bye.