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The frog said to the woman who was wearing a name tag, her name was Miss Whack. The frog told Miss Whack, no, my name's actually Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones. And so the lady goes, oh. And the frog goes, yeah. And she's like, what can I do you for? And the frog tells her in the next part.

So the frog, Kermit Jagger, tells Miss Whack that he would like to, you know, get a loan for his lily pad. And the lady is just, like, fucking gobble-smacked at this point. She's like, look, like, I don't know anything about you, you don't have any credit history, you're walking up in here. Like, do you have, like, anything you can give us? And the frog clarifies in the next part.

So the frog tells miss wag well, I've got collateral, you know that I can give to you For the money and she's like, okay Well, what can you give us and so the frog reaches into his frog pocket and pulls out a little pink Porcelain elephant and now miss wag is just like okay. What the fuck is happening? So she goes and gets her manager to be continued

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