Are you a painting? Because I want to pin you to the wall. Artist Riz.

Aren't you a school bus? Cause I'm trying to fill you up with kids.

I used to use this one on my nephews and nieces, man. Did you fall from heaven? Your face is all fucked up. Tell me that ain't just... You know what? Just give me a boner right now. I gotta go take care of it. I'll be right back.

hey my best pickup line is let's get on with this best pickup W Riz pickup line let's go hey are you from Tennessee because the 10 I see I I only see you in the future of Tennessee Oh best Riz ever that's the best Riz pickup line

Are you a Sonic drawing that I did on a sticky note? Because I want to crumple you up and put you in my mouth and then accidentally cut myself in my throat and get an infection and have to stay home from school the next day. I may or may not have eaten a sticky note the other day.

Are you a snack bar because when I look at you, I want to eat you up. Ate and left no grains. Ha ha.

Got me feeling like Abraham Lincoln, the way your beauty blows my mind.