Are you a painting? Because I want to pin you to the wall. Artist Riz.

Aren't you a school bus? Cause I'm trying to fill you up with kids.

I used to use this one on my nephews and nieces, man. Did you fall from heaven? Your face is all fucked up. Tell me that ain't just... You know what? Just give me a boner right now. I gotta go take care of it. I'll be right back.

Are you a snack bar because when I look at you, I want to eat you up. Ate and left no grains. Ha ha.

Got me feeling like Abraham Lincoln, the way your beauty blows my mind.