Deadass? I would be a dog. Not on no furry shit, but if I was a dog, I would be the chillest dog ever. I would be letting people pet me every time. I would never- I would not freak out like that shit. Like, I hate when the dogs freak out at me. Like, bro, just let me pet you, bro. Like, it's not that deep. The only thing I'm about to hurt you, you're a fucking dog. I can't do that. Come on now.