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Anonymous

being human sucks. i wanna be an alien👽

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Karson Ray Becklyn • 458d

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𓄅The G҇͐̊o͒̍͠á͒̐͌́͠T of fear • 453d

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Abdullah Christopher Folk • 451d

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Cmunyun • 437d

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Dɾҽαɱყ • 455d

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Pan Dulce • 455d

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Lyla • 452d

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Safia • 449d

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Rarity • 448d

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Ajani • 446d

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Karson Ray Becklyn• 458d

Okay, then fucking die.

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𓄅The G҇͐̊o͒̍͠á͒̐͌́͠T of fear• 453d

Yeah, let me be an alien. Come probe me.

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Abdullah Christopher Folk• 451d

I mean, technically you already are, but when you go to another planet, you're already an alien.

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Cmunyun• 437d

No for real though, I've been thinking about it

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Dɾҽαɱყ• 455d

Me too.

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Pan Dulce• 455d

I don't want to be a damn alien. I want to be an AI. Yes.

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Lyla• 452d

Fuck an alien, I wanna be a dinosaur.

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Rarity• 448d

So... Extinct?

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Lyla• 448d

You know, not all dinosaurs are extinct.

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Rarity• 441d

How do you know?

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Rarity• 448d

Why the fuck?

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Ajani• 446d

You know what I wanna be? I wanna- I wanna reincarnate as a fucking cat, bro. Because literally all they do is lay down, sleep, clean themselves, eat, and repeat the process, bro. Do you see how simple their lives are? And then they're cute on top of it, like, bro, that's like, they're living their life. I mean, it could be boring, like, really boring, but imagine not having to go to school or work, like, anything like that. Like, bro, being a cat is- is so awesome.