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What's the dumbest reason you've been late to work for? Me? I can't find my keys! So I am two hours late to work so far, and I still haven't found them. So... either tell me what's the dumbest reason you've been late to work for, or give me ideas of where the fuck my... I may have put my keys out, he's out because at this point I don't fucking know.
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If you've ever lived in New York City the train no matter what there's always some stupid shit happening on the train or the bus that'll make you late
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In fact, I agree with them on the New York thing. the train will make you late for no reason, all the time for no reason.
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Oh my goodness like this so so stupid dumb ass bitch I've been late for work because I can't find my lipgloss and I was not about to leave the house if I couldn't find my lipgloss like two hours late to work I don't care
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Where are your lips really that drive to where you had to have your lip gloss like are you only got one in the past like you've got more than one
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For me that the most reason I've been late is because some woman ran out of gas in the middle of the road and so I had to help her push her truck so I can get to work and she had her emergency brake on the whole time and I couldn't push
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Yo, I would be pissed. What?
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This is like a one-way road that she's blocking up. And we're yelling at the woman in the driver's seat to turn off the brake. That's why you're in there. She was not listening. just the whole time I had to go up there and like do it myself.
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The dumbest reason I've been late was because... I was too busy sucking dick and I got lost track of time.
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Oh, I hate it when that happens.
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That's what I'm saying, like, you know what I'm saying? Once you get to sucking, you just don't know when to stop, and you lose track of time. So, yeah, I got fired now. unprositive.
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I'm not gonna lie to you. I'll be late cuz I don't care, bro I'm not getting up super early bruh, I'm not at no rush bruh, I gotta take this hot shower bruh. Buhending...
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I've been late so many times for a literally no reason just because I had so much time and between when I was ready and I had to leave that I relaxed way too much and then realize the time and I was late
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I take the down the reason is fried as you took Viagra he had a erected for about six hours it's only gonna be late but you being for the last two facts one
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The way you be saying facts one Hunnit at the end of you at the end of your soundbites I got a note is this fax is that the reason why you was late one time is because you took Viagra and you were six hours late to work
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Honestly because one morning I actually had a fucking appetite and I wanted food so I made my friend stop and get food before I went to work we were late as fuck but I got my fucking cheeseburger and chicken sandwich in my chest and feel funny cause I eat with my pills for once so yeah
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My dumbest reason to be late was actually in college when my bus driver decided to just read the paper for 15 minutes after stopping the bus.
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Alright, so I woke up and I just went on YouTube and I was watching Baker 3 all day and I just didn't go into work. That was it.
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