Well, obviously it's just going to be large jars of Marmite, isn't it? Because it's useless, but it's heavy.

i'm gonna say a lamb shank and we can all have a bit of a lamb and then i'm gonna use the bone and then i'm gonna file it down so it becomes either like a like a knife point or like a spear point and just use it like that i don't know is that allowed is that allowed

That's the most random question ever. I don't know why it's made me laugh so much, but a coconut. I think I'd use a coconut. But then again, would it break? I don't know, they're a bit hard. No, I would want to eat it. I would eat it. No, I'm not going to eat it.

That is genius. That's genius. I never thought about that. I never thought about using the food and then having something that could be then used as a weapon. You're very clever and scary, Hela.

That is like the best answer ever and it actually sounds like you have experience doing that hella.

Yeah, I think a coconut would work. It would only work once, wouldn't it? Because, hang on, how are you going to use it? Are you going to use it in your hand or are you going to, like, tie some rope around it and, like, swing it around your head? Because once you hit a zombie in the head, that coconut's going to explode. It's going to be useless, isn't it? You will have a shot. No, I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea.

You know, if you could have the whole animal as well, you'd have lots of different weapons. You'd be able to use the skin for clothing or like a cover for shelter, you know. We need to think about everything at the moment if it's a survival aspect against them bloody zombies.

Right, you're my new favourite person to be hanging around with if a zombie apocalypse kicks off because you seem to have got your shit together. You've spent far too much time thinking about this, haven't you?

See, not a zombie apocalypse, I've not really thought about that too much, but I've watched a lot of things. My partner's very much into this sort of stuff so, you know, I hear a lot of him as well.

Well, compared to everyone else in the group, I think you are the survival expert, so you're very much the Bear Grylls, or what's the other guy called? Um, I can't remember the other guy. Let's go with Bear Grylls. You're very much the Hella Grylls of this group.

That's terrible language in the transcription! Truth, what's going on with you dude? Why are you coming in here shouting out expletives? How rude!

Marvellous. I'm going to do my favourite X Factor name. Rachel Adedaji! You're welcome.

I don't know who that is or what that was, but I liked it.

Yeah I did notice there was a weird thing where you stopped yourself, I don't think you're, you're, you're not allowed, but if you can try and not swear, oh we could try that, do you know what I mean, like, I don't know how long I could go not swearing, but, ah fuck it, do what you wanna do.

That's what I mean, I weren't doing it on purpose, it was only when I like, re-listened to the message for, I've stopped myself from swearing, I've realised that's what I've done and I don't know why. But yeah, maybe we can swear, just not, just not as much. Don't want no one reporting it, do we?

Yeah, that's a good point. Maybe we should keep it PG-13 with the expletives. It definitely sounded like you stopped yourself. No, it was quite funny. I did giggle because I thought, why is she doing that? But maybe you're the voice of reason, Stacey.

Great question. No, I cut it off. Do it yourself. So if you hold it down, it just cuts it off at the 30 second mark. In fact, I'm going to do it again right now, but I'm going to carry on the sentence and I'm not... I'll tell you what I'm going to do. When I get to 20 seconds, I'm going to look away from the phone and just carry on speaking. 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Now I'm going to look away from the phone and I'm going to carry on talking and I'm not going to know when it's going to stop, but I'll roughly know when I've been talking for seven hours and then I'll just think...

Oh yeah, as if every other conversation we have in the DMs isn't random. This isn't random. Well, let's start a subject. Shall I start a subject for us? And then we can talk about that. Shall we talk about stereo monetisation? Right, here's some options. I'll let you choose, Sweetfree. Stereo... Pfft. Stereo monetisation. A flag that a wasp almost just flew in my mouth. Or something else.

Who was it that that said something in the transcription made it look like it was Welsh? Was it Stacey that said something in someone's chat and the transcription looked like it was Welsh? Or was that on a was that on a post? I sort of remember something about that yesterday.

I'm not gonna lie, I actually thought you said get fucked alive and I replayed that message a couple of times and each time it does sound like you're saying that but I don't know that it's because I'm looking at the screen and I can see it say that so it might just be like a mind trick.

That's weird, isn't it? Where you see something and you hear the sound of it. You know, like on the TikToks where it gives you like two words, but it's doing the same noise. It's a little bit like the color thing. Not to make this a color thing. But anyway, what's the count? Where are we up to with messages on here?

From the count of things, that's about 54 messages, I think, 54 comments.

That's good going, um, I'm not stopping any time soon. As long as people continue to chat I'm continuing to chat on here too. I do need to charge my phone though, I need to go and collect the boys in an hour.

Right, my screen time says in the last week I've spent 10 hours and 8 minutes on stereo. I actually thought it was going to be a lot more than that. That's not too bad, is it? The majority is that it's my show, surely. And the DMs. That's not too bad, is it? 10 hours in a week.

Is that not this week meaning all of Monday and half of Tuesday or is that like from last Tuesday to this Tuesday?

because mine from yesterday says 8 hour and 27 minutes which I don't, I can't I don't even know why that's 8 hour and 27 minutes for yesterday like I know I did a show with Jason but it was only about an hour and a half I think it's just all the time coming on and reading the bloody notifications

to be honest i don't even want to say what mine was last week i've just added up all the days and yeah let's just say it's more than 24 hours worth

Don't get caught in the weeds Professor Stacy just take it as seven days the last seven days surely like If it says in the last day, it doesn't mean From the start of one minute past 12 last night it literally probably means the last 24 why why are you making it more hard? That's what she said

Fucking hell, eight hours in one day, that's ridiculous. I didn't even breathe for eight hours in the last 24 hours. The fuck?

Holy Christ, are you serious? Ha ha, in more than 24 hours, that's crazy. So one day out of seven last week, you were on stereo. Let's just put it like that, like one seventh of last week or more, you were on stereo.

Well, I was just asking because on mine it says this week but underneath it says 21st to 27th of August and it's only the 22nd so that's obviously started a fresh week yesterday. So yeah, just two days.

Right, I'm now realising that my response to you was quite aggressive, and you might have been right. Although, the time spent in two days, as opposed to a week, is quite a lot, right? Don't know. Maybe we all need to rethink our lives slightly.

That's because you get stuck in pointless fucking quizzes for four hours of your life.