She looks like a battered and worn out Las Vegas street worker.

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When hedonism is the game that you play, sooner or later the bill will come due.

Well, I can't say much. I'm old, too. Yo, Brittany, come here.

Let me say something positive here, because I know, you know what, she looks fabulous in that dress. That's all I have to say. Britney, she looks fabulous in that dress. That dress is okay.

I know damn well that leg was salty.

Oh wow, you've just got push on.

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Good Lord, she looks like she's in her fifties already. That girl's so worn out, man. I don't envy her. Love and light.

That is not... Hell nah, look like some white bitch out here where I stay. And I know exactly who the fuck that is too. Yup, she be down here posting up at the fucking gas station. Asking for change, shaking her ass on a weekend and shit. Naked in the fucking road.