Yeah, so I'm lactose intolerant and usually I can bring my medication if I want to eat ice cream or something like that. And one time I was pigging out and had a milkshake, but I forgot my medication. I ended up shitting in my girlfriend's car in front of her parents.

Are you shitting my dick right now? There's no way that happened.

I'll

Don't worry bro, it happens to the best of us. It's completely normal. Just something to look forward to when you get older. It'll just happen more often.

Oh wait, are you the guy who booted Roblox or dude that said, uh, he had six milks and he's lactose intolerant?