I remember having that exact same candle as a kid. It scared the shit out of me. I thought everything was gonna catch on fire.

And look, there was a gasoline puddle on the table, and the whole building fucking goes up in flames, well done, all because of your fucking stupid birthday, hehehe, not for real though, happy birthday.

That's my auntie.

Happy Birthday to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you, to you

That's not a birthday, that's a school anniversary.

Bro, old man looks miserable as fuck, bro.

Well, took five years off her life. That's alright. She's pretty old by the looks of her, so, you know, seriously. She'll be fine.

That old lady is traumatized as hell. Man, my only, she's only thing about is that candle.