One time I was driving and I was texting on my phone and I wasn't looking and I almost crashed into a cop car and he noticed and pulled me over.

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Don't drive and text dipshit

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One time I crashed my car. I was driving outside of my neighborhood into a speeding pole and I pulled into the church next to it, cried, panic attack, called my dad. I was on FaceTime with my best friend right before it happened and the police officer came and fixed it and was like, the pole is fine but your car ain't fine.

um so testing and driving it's so good bro literally i'm saying it feels so good and hit hit another car it's so fun bro try it it's so fun

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Breaking news! That's why we never should give girls driver's licenses because they don't know how to drive!

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