Last year I was coming home from school and I took the bus and it was a Friday and I was just so excited to get home and you know see my dogs and take a nap and stuff and I get off the bus and I just fall and I rolled my ankle and my ankle was swollen for the next few weeks.

How the fuck do you fall off a school bus?

Imagine the bus driver driving off at that exact moment.

So, I had jumped in front of the bus and I almost got ran over, so I can't blame you.

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My bad, bro. My bad. I accidentally pushed you. My bad.

And my ankle's boned. Ah!

As the president of the Trump community, I consider this a failment in buses.

probably fall off the bus by missing a step.

We do not care.

We do not care.