when I was younger I went to the park and there was this little girl that I'd never met before she had a pet turtle that she kept in a little cup and she actually told me that I can play with it and you know hold it and stuff and I ended up just taking it home and it died the next few weeks so sorry

All right. You know what? I'm sorry. Is that what you want to hear? Because I am.

BRO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

I promise I'm 16 or something. Yeah, I promise I'm 16, but I just sound young. Um, why, dude, why are you gonna take a turtle and then like just take the turtle and then it's gonna die the next day like the fuck?

It's true, I was the girl. I was at the park, and I saw her steal my turtle. I will take revenge.

Man, I'm dead. Man, I can't do this. Man, I'm mad. Man, I'm dead. Man, I'm dead. Man, I'm dead. Man, I'm about to die. Man, I'm dead. Man, I can't. I can't do this no more. Man, I'm dead. Man, I'm about to die. Man, I'm just going to die. I can't let this happen. I can't let this go. Man, I'm dead. Man, I'm about to die. Man, I'm dead.

Did you take it home out of jealousy or just because she wasn't there?