when I was younger I went to the park and there was this little girl that I'd never met before she had a pet turtle that she kept in a little cup and she actually told me that I can play with it and you know hold it and stuff and I ended up just taking it home and it died the next few weeks so sorry

So you're the dummy who stole Mr. Cookies.

Oh my god, if I was that little girl, I would have told my mother and figured out it was you. I would- I would have called 9-1-1. I would be like, 9-1-1, um, this random girl I met at the park stole my turtle. Nah, but why would you do that? And especially that I died like in a few weeks. Goddamn.

Really? I don't care. All right, you're still a girl turtle. You're still a girl turtle Alright deal with it Offline, please. I don't care to hear your problems. I Mean If I cared to hear your problems, I wouldn't went to the person actually did this and we'll talk to them But no, I don't care to see your problems on here I'm scrolling and looking at people videos not wanting to know what you did and what you did not do. All right, I Don't care

Blood probably ate it, that's why it died.

Why the disrespect? I would cry, I would literally call 9-1-1, I would literally murder you in my sleep. Just like, why? Why?

Imagine being a thief. You're so disrespectful for that. Get a life!

Oh, it's a turtle! Oh! What a turtle!