If I was that girl, I'd literally ban him from that shop, like, who the hell would do that? Like, what?

Ain't no way any man's tying that like for real that was cringy as fuck

She definitely gave him a fake number.

I, um, I think she was just afraid and she just gave you anything you wanted so you can leave her alone. But she probably won't answer any of your calls or your text messages. I'm just saying.

Nah, that shit was corny as fuck, but W, W confidence though, I love the confidence.

Bro, like, save some hoes for us.

Oh, I think that's frozen water.

Go dream and don't think about it

I'd fold so quickly bro, I'd know his booty all tighter than a motherfucker.

If any boy did that to me, I would literally hate him for the rest of my life. It would be literally the opposite of love.