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Sofia 9d
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Evan 9d
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Can you read my dog Draco real quick
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That's actually so adorable. You can actually hear my heartbeat here. Listen to this.
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I've never heard nobody would such a loud heartbeat damn
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Oh hell no that fake ass Harvey Levin we get out your ass Nager your pickle chin head ass looking at the fuck I hope your hubby stop Snicket I hope you die Nega hope you learn and grow Nager I'll be just pass out hope you have a hot is the fuck Nager
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Bro? Calm down.
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How in all what do you mean calm down you ass your ass nigga you so ass out that was back at the slavery day is your ass on your knees pick a cotton yo ass ass fucking nigga I can play Tik Tok to that fucking shit
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It was never that the holy shit you acting like he like but he had to like you got your slept about it like he Rachel girlfriend like a funny ass is crazy
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Bro, I'm not even black, my guy.
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But really Knigge you can leave the message Nicola look at your gun and blessed as German ass fucking cinnamon looking ass fucking look at your Christmas Henegar you don't fucking know Santa Claus because you're dumb ass clothes and go find some drip
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Bro is trying to be funny playing sounds and telling people to die like you're on funny you look like you just got ran over by a pick up truck and you play with your fat rolls like a bongo like I don't know why you're talking fat ass touch your toes
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Well you don't hear that my sound effects too bad we saw you spell 50 Pasadena your voice sound like a dirt by Nighat mommy gave me a whole black community and beat up and ran it will fuck Nager your house back as your loan that guy that we got them on your nose has like a little I said this law that has no
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No fucking wheat bread you did not have to go eat old bread like that if she lives with his brother she really can't be off guard
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10 out of 10 would definitely eat it.
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It's been a year daddy. I really really miss you. Mommy says you went to the store to get milk. Anyways, I'm failing all my classes, and mommy hits me very frequently, and she changed my name did tickle tips in.
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For real though, that dog be kinda looking good.
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I'm not gonna lie, that shit looks like it came out of your fucking asshole.
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That made absolutely zero fucking sense like actually
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If that didn't make sense then there's really nothing that can fucking help you like I don't know brain surgery maybe.
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No cause like explain how a dog can come out of someone's fucking asshole because like I said before you sound an actually fucking stupid so try again
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I think you're the one in need of a brain surgeon.
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I don't need to explain shit. I said it looked like it came out of your asshole Which means it looks like a little turd a A little poop. Your dog looks like straight up dookie.
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yo mom
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I just walked in with my jealous on my feet.
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Motherfucker is nine a day oh yeah he's fat as fuck what the fuck you feeding the guy goddamn stuff eating that motherfucker he's too fat
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You just always talking shit huh
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Also that's a old picture of him and now he's like bulking as fuck so
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How many Asians the app on sake sit on I'm a nice person I promise it doesn't seem like it but shit
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I'm just so fucking fat ass throw on this fucking app low-key like I'm not injured around bro I fucking love trolling though
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Yeah Rye
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Hey you can't be nice forever nice guys good no play nice guys finish last so you gotta be mean once in while
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See, that was you, Tinto.
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aww this is the first one that I've seen that's actually adorable your dog is a 10, 100, 1000 I want it I'm stealing your dog.
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Thank you girl
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Also you can have them he's a bad ass little fucking dog
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I'm out of town, I'm thuggin' with my rounds My koojee pink, my booty whole brown
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A booty hole broad weather can't say that word I'm looking for the hose
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Bitch how are you writing your dogs name is Draco get the fuck out of here
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What the fuck does naming my dog Draco have to do with my skin color and just for your information my mom is white and my dad's Mexican so yeah
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I need to get the fuck out of here you make no fucking sense
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I'm not gonna lie, like what kind of breed is that? the dogs like actually fucking adorable
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He's a sharp pain, a pit bull.
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He's adorable. A perfect 10.
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